Neighborhood Housing Inspectors (Pay Me Off or You’re Screwed)

Regina Cano


This woman has lived in her apartment for seventeen years, and seven years ago she remodeled her balcony, putting up frames and windows to transform the area into additional living space.

One fine day during this painful 2010, a young man came to her apartment with an inspector’s card and told her that he was going to fine her for breaking up the “public streetscape.”  In short, she had violated the neighborhood design that unfortunately prevails throughout outlying housing project of Alamar, where her unit is multiplied by a thousand others.

It should be pointed out that of the 63 apartments that make up her building, 12 of them have been remodeled in a similar fashion and none of the other residents have ever received a visit for that reason.

However, the woman commented to me that for two years she had lived outside of Cuba, in Italy, which made me suppose that she “has money.” Given the un-authorized re-modeling she had done, the young inspector was expecting the usual payment of “guilt exchanged by law” (a bribe), which is the same thing as saying, “Either you pay me, or you pay the government even more – plus you’ll have the problem of the violation on your hands.”  This is why he didn’t mind going up the four flights of stairs to look for his payoff.

However, it turned out that the woman refused to accept being fined and instead she went to the inspector’s office.

During this visit she heard straight from the mouth of the person in charge that the inspector had no authorization to be working in her area and he had no right to fine her.  Moreover, she was told that the actual inspector for the area had been waiting for him around the corner (as an accomplice?), while the young man tried to con the woman, who would have lost her money if she hadn’t be suspicious.

It’s a shame that honesty has been bled from the conscience of certain individuals, who continue taking advantage of the opportunities that their little positions of power confer on them.  They try to exploit those who are only seeking ways to deal with the need for additional space or home aesthetics, which can worsen still as a consequence of the future reforms being put in place.

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Regina Cano

Regina Cano: I have lived my entire life in Havana, Cuba – the island from which I’ve still never left, and which I love. I was born on September 9, and my parents chose my name out of superstition, but my mother raised me outside the religion professed by her family. I studied accounting and finance at the University of Havana, a profession that I’m not engaged in for the time being, and that I substituted for doing crafts, some ceramics, and studying a little English and about painting. Ah! – concerning my picture: I identify with Rastafarian principles, but I am not one of them. I wear this cap from time to time, but I assure you I just didn't have a better picture.

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One thought on “Neighborhood Housing Inspectors (Pay Me Off or You’re Screwed)

  • Your friend acted correctly in refusing to pay the bribe and then going to the higher-ups. At the root of this whole sorry situation, however, is a dysfunctional system where such state employees–supposedly the employees of all citizens–have to work these scams on the side. It means they themselves don’t make enough to survive. But even when state employees earn an adequate salary, there are still those who are morally corrupt. I have a friend in New York City who is a cabby. Every few years an inspector, disguised as a customer, cites him for violating some bogus city ordinance; for a suitable gratuity, however, the inspector will not report the violation. My friend always refuses to pay, neither the bribe nor the subsequent fine, and is suspended from working for a few weeks. Fortunately, he has the ability of taking the morally high ground, as he has other sources of income, such as social security and retirement investments.

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