Irina Pino

Tombs at the Colon Cemetery.
Tombs at the Colon Cemetery.

HAVANA TIMES — It was my dad’s birthday last week and several members of the family headed over to Havana’s Colon Cemetery to pay tribute to him.

We had ordered a tombstone which, despite being very expensive, did not meet the basic artistic requirements. The gravestone also hadn’t been sculpted there. They are made by a guy who lives close to us. They are small and shoddy. The chiseled letters are rather inelegant, and he uses the same style for all tombstones he sells.

I wonder why the cemetery doesn’t have a workshop where one can request this service. Why must one rely on a craftsperson who isn’t a real artist? Like so many others, this question has no answer.

While there, next to the grave where my father’s remains rest, we noticed the deterioration of some tombs. Some have cracked lids, are covered by dry leaves or overgrown with weeds.

We were barely able to have some time to ourselves there. Our silence was interrupted by a stranger. A man who looked over eighty approached us, offering to care for the grave. He had worked at the cemetery for 60 years and his 240-peso pension isn’t enough to live on. Hence, he offers a private service, charging 20 pesos to clean the tomb and its surroundings. He visits the home of the relatives every 3 months to collect payment.

Humberto el sepulturero.

Humberto lives alone and has no children. His best friend has cancer and she is the one who tells him when someone requires his services, for he doesn’t even have a phone. Some months ago, he had a heart attack and she helped him. Now, he has to take care of her, as she is in the terminal phase of her condition.

After hearing this moving story, my niece took out the money and hired him immediately. He continued to talk and told us that, if we wanted to repair the tomb, he knew a reliable person who could do it, and he went on and on, adding one service after the other (like the placing of a specific type of plant in the jars), talking about how little the tombstones last, how bad the glue they use is.

We were barely able to concentrate or think about my father. He also gave us advice and suggested we went to the cemetery office to put everything in order. One could tell he knew his job well. He also told us the exact address of our father’s tomb.

Will this man be around long enough to look after so many tombs? Nobody knows. What’s certain is that he’s struggling in his last years of life.

Irina Pino

Irina Pino: I was born in the middle of shortages in those sixties that marked so many patterns in the world. Although I currently live in Miramar, I miss the city center with its cinemas and theaters, and the bohemian atmosphere of Old Havana, where I often go. Writing is the essential thing in my life, be it poetry, fiction or articles, a communion of ideas that identifies me. With my family and my friends, I get my share of happiness.

12 thoughts on “Conversation with a Cuban Undertaker

  • May 20, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    “All trade embargoes between the rest of the free world and Cuba should be lifted immediately…..”:

    And just how would that help keep the graves swept, or provide a better quality gravestone?

    This endless blather about the bloody embargo means didley-squat, unless you expect Irina to order a gravestone from “New-Yawk”. Yeah, and maybe somebody from Los Angeles can drop by once a week to trim the weeds.


  • May 18, 2016 at 11:03 am

    All Cuban government embargoes on the individual freedoms of the Cuban citizens, to express and disseminate their opinions, and to work and trade independently should be immediately lifted. Only in this way can Cuba and it’s people prosper. We all have to move on and live in the present and plan for the future, we must stop living in the past and build a brighter future for our children and grandchildren!

  • May 16, 2016 at 8:11 am

    Everytime you mention the US embargo, I will ask you about the Cuban government blockade on their own citizens. The PCC can do little about the US embargo but they could lift the internal blockade on their people today if they just wanted. Why don’t they do it?

  • May 16, 2016 at 8:05 am

    She was there during the first years, when most people supported the revolution and expected the democracy process broken by Batista will be restored as Fidel had promised. It never happened.

    We Cubans have a joke: We only have three problems the Government have not been able to solve: breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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