Havana Times

The Eggs Are Here

By Matraca (El Toque)

HAVANA TIMES – What can we expect on the table for Christmas and New Years? At the moment they offer us the fear of attacks by Florida gunmen and aliens.

I never know what is easier to go missing at this time of year: Hope or pork?
I knew we wouldn’t have meat for the 31st but… without rice, without sugar, without…
Wow Vladimir… We haven’t seen each other since I graduated as a nuclear engineer at the “Lumumba” in Moscow.
What did one pea say to the other? I stayed…
The President and First Lady
Dreams of reason produce monsters.
Long Live the Year of the End. Where did I make a mistake?
Finally there are some eggs at HOME.

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